http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021908.html

Harassed mother to four-year-old: Max, can we pleeaase just take a cab, it's too cold to wait for a bus!
Four-year-old: No! Cabs make me feel sick!

--Union Square

Overheard by: cherrypips

http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/archive/2010/03/22.html

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021907.html

Girl #1: I bet you don't even know who invented the light bulb.
Girl #2: I do, too! It was Alexander Graham Bell.
Girl #1, laughing hysterically: No, it wasn't! It was Albert Einstein.

--Staten Island Ferry

Overheard by: alissarules

http://xkcd.com/717/

http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008036.html

Little girl, excitedly building snowman: Mommy, look, look! This could be his hat!
Mother: No, Shelly.
Little girl, dejectedly: But mommy...
Mother, exasperated: No! It's not even proportionate to the snowman!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Only in Boston...

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021906.html

English teacher: So tell me: why might Martin Luther King have written "I have a dream"? What was he trying to accomplish?
Ditzy blonde freshman, raising hand: Well, I mean, he was trying to free all the slaves. Duh!

--Wagner College

Overheard by: Rupert

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021905.html

Angry drunk girl to Guido friend she's dragging along: Hey, it's Laura*! (yelling) Hey you, Laura, you fucking slut! I heard you fucked Tommy*! You fucked my boyfriend, you fucking whore!
Laura: Hey, fuck you! I'll fuck whoever I want to fuck.
Angry drunk girl: You fucking slut! I can't fucking believe you!
Laura: Pipe down. His dick is tiny. Get a man with a real package, then I'll fuck him, and then you can complain.
Angry drunk girl: You whore!
Passerby: God, I love me some Bridge and Tunnel on a Saturday night.
Angry drunk girl: Did he just call us "Bridge and Tunnel"?! That dick!

--86th St & 3rd Ave

Overheard by: Actually, it's WHOMever: you'll fuck WHOMever you want to fuck.

http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008035.html

Girl in track pants: No! People don't look at me and think "oh, that bitch went to the gym." No, they look at me and think "oh, that bitch is nasty!"

UC
Santa Cruz, California

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021904.html

Gay guy #1: I have to learn how to fuck someone.
Gay guy #2: You put your dick in and push. It's not that hard to figure out!

--53rd St & Broadway

http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008034.html

Naked dude #1: I'm really surprised by how long it is.
Naked dude #2: Yeah... It's quite long.

Locker Room
Kansas City, Missouri

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021903.html

Undergrad student #1: The day after Valentine's Day is a holiday, right?
Undergrad student #2: Yeah, it's like Veterans Day or something.
Undergrad student #3: I think it's Martin Luther King's Day.
Undergrad student #1: I thought that was last month.
Undergrad student #3: No, February is Black History Month.

--St. John's University, Queens Campus

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021902.html

Trendy Dominican teen girl #1: Like, I just don't understand people who have this like, fetish about the beach. Like they looove the beach so much. I like, don't even like to go there. It's like weird, and you...
Trendy Dominican teen girl #2, finishing her sentence: ...get lots of sand in your twat, yo!

--1 Train

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021901.html

Shop assistant #1: I'm going to get those black and gold trainers for community service. We have these lime green vests and they'll look great with the vest!
Shop assistant #2: You're accessorizing your community service outfit?

--Shoe Shop, Srping St & Broadway

Overheard by: Keziah

http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008033.html

Teenage kid: Awww! Mum, not those, why did you have to throw them out?
Mother: I don't know. Sometimes my hands just do things...

Sydney
Australia

http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/archive/2010/03/21.html

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021900.html

Guidette: This weekend I'm going on a fat diet.
Disinterested guy: True.
Guidette: Suzanne Somers did it...I can't believe it worked.

--LIRR

Overheard by: Shaggy

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021899.html

Guy: We're not friends on Facebook.
Girl: But how do you see my pictures?
Guy: Well, there's some of your photos that are private, and others that are public. When I go to your page, which is often, I can just search through those, or go to your friends' pages. A lot of them don't have private pictures.

--Starbucks, Union Square

Overheard by: Randy

http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008032.html

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021898.html

Girl, eating chocolate Cadbury Creme Egg: Oh my god, you have to try this.
Boyfriend: What's inside?
Girl: The cum of the gods.

--71st St & Columbus